Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 launches today

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Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 blasts its way onto the Steam storefront today!

Take part in a bizarre adventure that sees your paddle grow from a simple set of blocky pixels into a powered-up beast of a racquet, complete with equipment, spells, and secret thoughts… even romantic ones, because paddles can love, too. HPTT3K’s RPG mechanics are more than a gimmick: they’re the heart of the game. Level up to increase your stats and size, learn new spells, read other paddles’ minds, and get tons of other fun bonuses.

This absurdist adventure into a world of paddles, peril, and peculiarity is available right now on Steam for only $1.99 USD.

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About Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000

Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 is a story of an anthropomorphic paddle—voiced by Mark Meer (Commander Shepard, Mass Effect)—who feels destined to become the best table tennis paddle in the hypergalaxy. While crushing his foes, he learns a little something about love along the way. Each paddle he fights has a name, a story, a heart… each one is important, goddamnit.

We’ve taken the simplest possible interaction between two sentient video table tennis paddles and turned it into a beautiful complex tapestry of oblique jokes, role-playing mechanics, magic spells, ridiculous cosmetic equipment, capturable beasts, and a full dialogue system allowing you to converse with—and eventually romance—the strongest of your paddle foes (should your ball work be sufficiently skilled & your paddle love be reciprocated).

Get your ball past the opposing paddle to build your skills, discover your paddle-lover’s secret yearnings, and get up close and personal with the pixelated space between love and death. It’s an ultra-Freudian Dadaesque ball-paddling fever dream of a game.

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