Graveyard Keeper, the morally questionable medieval cemetery management sim, is finally coming to Nintendo Switch very soon. And developers tinyBuild are showing it, playable on
They made a short video demo-ing just how comfortable it is playing in a coffin. And the tinyBuild team just filled in the rest of their press release with absolutely useless facts about coffins.
Now, let’s talk about coffins. It turns out you can easily get them on Amazon. I love capitalism. The listings clearly state that these items can be delivered to funeral parlors. So when we placed an order for 2 coffins to be sent to a Boston warehouse, we got a call from Amazon with some questions. We simply said we’re going to.. . a coffin convention. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It worked and we got the coffins to the showfloor.
Now, the problem is that bodies are typically suspended on metal springs within the coffins. These are not comfortable at all. We had to take those out. These horizontal springs are also what allows you to pick up and carry the coffin around — the springs are tied to the strenghtened metal construction that goes directly into the handles. So unfortunately I cannot be carried around in this coffin around PAX. Makes me sad.
What you can do though is stop by, and check out the actual build in our super bright orange booth.tinyBuild’s interesting story about how they went and purchased some coffins
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